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GIGGLES — $10.25
8oz stash of creamy cheesecake cubes — dangerously indulgent and chilled to perfection.
One topping included — additional toppings 50¢

JESTERS
Perfectly portioned cheesecake “cupcakes” featuring a revolving door of decadent flavors and bold toppings

  • 3 Pack — $10.25
  • 6 Pack — $19.50

REBEL JESTERS — $4
The ultimate culinary plot twist: Savory not Sweet Cupcake featuring healthy options such as vegan, gluten free, high protein & more

CROWNS
A revolving selection of 4 inch cheesecake masterpieces. Big enough to share, but bold enough to keep for yourself.

  • Plain — $10.50
  • Flavored — $12.50
  • Bougie — $13.50

UDDER JOY — $10.25
This massive, heavy hitting cookie hides a molten, gooey core that is pure, unadulterated chaos for the senses

JESTERS

  • Classic — Gram Crust, a Creamy Dream w/ Whoop
  • Razberry — Gram Crust, Raz Amaretto Swirled w/ Whoop
  • Lemon — Gram Crust, Lemon Goo, Topped w/ Lemon Crystals
  • Strawberry — Gram Crust, Fresh Strawberries, Dusted w/ Strawberries and Topped w/ Whoop
  • Nut Cluster — Gram Crust, Caramel Swirl, Topped w/ Choco Goo and Crushed Pecans
  • Peanut Butah — Gram Crust, w/ Chocolate Goo, Nut Crisp Topping

REBEL JESTERS

  • Brisket — Kracker Krust, Jalapenos and Brisket, Topped w/ Pepper Bacon Jelly and Jalapenos
  • Veggie — Kracker Crust, Colored Peppers and Carrots, Topped w/ Diced Cucumber and Garlic Herb Drizzle

CROWNS

  • Classic — Gram Crust, a Creamy Dream w/ Whoop
  • Oreo — Oreo Crust, Oreo Dream, Topped w/ Whoop and Oreo Dust
  • Death By Chocolate — Oreo Crust, Chocolate Dream, Topped w/ Choco Goo and Shaved Chocolate
  • White Raz — Gram Crust, Raz Goo Swirl Topped w/ Whoop

UDDER JOY

  • Oatmeal Raisin — Creamy Dream, Butthertop
  • Chocolate Chip — Creamy Dream, Brown Bottom
  • Snickerdoodle — Creamy Dream, Brown Bottom, Butthertop

MAKE IT YOURS! ADD EXTRA TOPPINGS FOR THE ULTIMATE SWEET UPGRADE

GOO — $1.50

  • Cherry
  • Strawberry
  • Lemon
  • Chocolate
  • Caramel
  • Mango Habanero
  • Pepper Bacon
  • Rasberry Amaretto
  • Peanut Buttah
  • Pineapple Batter Rum
  • Thai Chili Guava

CRACKLING — 50¢

  • Oreo
  • Choco Shaved
  • M&M
  • Gram Cracker
  • Pecan
  • Peanut Buttah Cup
  • Mini Explosion
  • Heath
  • Bacon

FEED THE HANGRY FOOL BEFORE YOU INDULGE

The Underground Menu: For those who want to pretend they’re eating a “balanced” meal

  • OG Pulled Pork Samich — $10
  • Loose Asian Meat Samich
  • Bluebird Samich
MAKE IT YOURS! ADD EXTRA TOPPINGS FOR THE ULTIMATE SWEET UPGRADE
 
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